Dive 03 [Action / Video]

[manlymanly]

*Do you happen to be in Violet City today? If so, you may find yourself with Aoto sneaking up behind you as you walk around. What does he do once he gets behind you, you ask? Flip your skirt? Tickle you? Jump you? No no, it is something far far more childish.

He's sticking the mouth of his Remoraid up against your back while holding the water-type like a gun.*

Freeze! Keep your hands where I can see 'em.

[Video, an hour or two later]

Hey, does anybody know a good place in Violet to buy materials? A place for stuff like clothes and plush animals and... well, a good place to buy food too, I guess. Now that I have a good amount of cash I have a few projects I need to get started on!

Comments

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[manlymanly.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well... Everyone is in one piece, so that's what matters!

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[aerialist.livejournal.com]

Someone could file charges against you, you know. I'm pretty sure even for a "joke", that's a crime.

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[manlymanly.livejournal.com]

--seriously?! Even though I didn't fire a single blast of water aside from at Finnel?!

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[aerialist.livejournal.com]

Threatening someone, even if you're joking, can be taken pretty seriously.

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[manlymanly.livejournal.com]

... it wasn't even much of a threat... I mean, if they stopped to think about it, there's no way I could really have a gun, right?

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[aerialist.livejournal.com]

People don't usually think rationally when someone's pointing a gun at them. er, or pretending to.

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[manlymanly.livejournal.com]

... even though you say that, most of the people I snuck up on didn't freak out...

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[aerialist.livejournal.com]

...you were too obvious. You need to be harsher if you want to really sell it.

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[manlymanly.livejournal.com]

--huh?! Seriously?! I thought I did a pretty good job!

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[aerialist.livejournal.com]

I think your first mistake was starting to ask pointless questions.

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[manlymanly.livejournal.com]

Hey!

There is nothing pointless about discussing what kind of breasts a guy likes.

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[aerialist.livejournal.com]

...everything about that is pointless!

Besides, it's none of your business!

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[manlymanly.livejournal.com]

Sure it is! Plenty of guy friends share this kind of info with each other! Come ooooon Alto! Just give me a hint here!

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[aerialist.livejournal.com]

Then you tell me your preference first. That's only fair.

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[manlymanly.livejournal.com]

Bigger is definitely better!

But there's also nothing wrong with a flat chest! I can appreciate both equally.

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[aerialist.livejournal.com]

Isn't that kind of a cop out? You've gotta commit to one.

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[manlymanly.livejournal.com]

Hey, you're the one who won't lean toward either option...

But... If I had to pick between the two, I'd rather be checking out a bigger pair!

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[aerialist.livejournal.com]

Fine, if you're going to make me choose... [ guh. ] I guess I prefer bigger too.

...just a little bit though.

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[manlymanly.livejournal.com]

*GIVING YOU A PAT ON THE SHOULDER haha*

See, that wasn't so tough! Doesn't it feel great to admit that kind of thing?

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[aerialist.livejournal.com]

[ sort of... a little bit... ]

No, not at all! Ugh, I can't believe I even did it...

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[manlymanly.livejournal.com]

*Now he gets a thumbs up*

Don't deny it, Alto! This just means the inevitable scoping out of girls together will be all the more meaningful.

*y u p*

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[aerialist.livejournal.com]

Inevitable!? Why is it inevitable!?

[ that is definitely something that should be evitable. ]

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[manlymanly.livejournal.com]

Because I'm gonna make it happen!

*NO ESCAPE, ALTO. until you leave town anyway.*

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[aerialist.livejournal.com]

[ sigh. ] Whatever. Just don't expect me to do anything.

[ you've gained a wingman aoto... sort of... ]

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[manlymanly.livejournal.com]

... well. You could probably just stand there and be quiet and still manage to attract a few ladies.

*victory!*